April 2011
1 post
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“John Tesh likes to keep abreast of current events while sipping his morning cup...”
August 2010
3 posts
“John Tesh is the mother of invention.”
“John Tesh hates you and your stupid face.”
“John Tesh ate his own soul and lost 48 pounds as a consequence of aforementioned...”
April 2010
5 posts
3 tags
“John Tesh has a chaise lounge made entirely of bamboo, panda fur and tears.”
“If John Tesh were a baked good he would most likely be described as...”
“John Tesh knows where in the world Carmen San Diego is.”
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“Every night b4 bed, John Tesh writes tender epistles 2 his 1 tru luv, the Yamaha...”
5 tags
“John Tesh nearly drowned in a bucket ‘o burritos. TMZ caught pix of his...”
March 2010
22 posts
“John Tesh’s first love is kazoo.”
“John Tesh relaxes by whispering the Tagalog alphabet softly to himself.”
“John Tesh not only told it to the mountain, he told it over the hills and...”
“John Tesh’s hair smells like lilac water, cloves and caprice. He quaffs...”
“John Tesh is pretty fly for a white guy.”
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“John Tesh wooed your mom with his casio beatbox and 9 mo. later u tumbled out of...”
“John Tesh ghost-wrote SwimFan.”
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“John Tesh pasted Mary Lou Henner’s head on all the models in his sports...”
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“John Tesh invented the Brillo Pad.”
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“John Tesh has an unnatural fear of maize.”
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“John Tesh will eat your young.”
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“John Tesh enjoys spending hours in ATM vestibules because, he says, “They...”
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“The color of John Tesh’s current mood is: plaid.”
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“John Tesh killed both the electric car and the radio star.”
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“John Tesh likes his beer green & his women lean.”
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“John Tesh will do anything for nougat. Anything.”
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“John Tesh is prone 2 crooning diddies from the Scarlet Pimpernel while lathering...”
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“John Tesh was arrested for inappropriately groping a calling-card kiosk in an...”
5 tags
5 tags
“John Tesh nearly drowned in a bucket of burritos. TMZ caught pics of his...”
February 2010
19 posts
3 tags
“John Tesh disembowled a man in Second Life.”
5 tags
“Sometimes John Tesh ponders the ontological platitudes of ‘the...”
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“John Tesh is actually General Tso of ‘General Tso’s Chicken’...”
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“John Tesh has no feeling on his soft palette due to a childhood Lutefisk...”
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“John Tesh’s chin is velvetty to the touch.”
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“John Tesh gives up toboganning every year for Lent.”
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“John Tesh & Yahni are engaged in a feud ala east vs. west coast rapper wars,...”
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“John Tesh snacks on salted Pork on weekends & makes his own authentic...”
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“John Tesh likes to fill his navel with birdseed & lay shirtless on his lawn.”
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7 tags
“John Tesh’s fingers always smell like cajun seasoning & he spends most...”
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“John Tesh keeps a secret stash of Goji berries inside a West African fertility...”
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“There is a warrant for the arrest of John Tesh in Peru. He’s charged with...”